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IN case of fire read this message................... ..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. |
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Flirt: I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would...Read SMS |
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Flirt: VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ?<...Read SMS |
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Flirt: FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& ...Read SMS |
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Flirt: L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history contin...Read SMS |
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Flirt: I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS....Read SMS |
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Flirt: U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest whe...Read SMS |
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Flirt: How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming, smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & ...Read SMS |
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Flirt: Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gor...Read SMS |
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Flirt: What wiil you be doing on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog....Read SMS |
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Flirt: The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospit...Read SMS |
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Flirt: I need you... I love you... I can''t go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !...Read SMS |
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Flirt: Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u...Read SMS |
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Flirt: HI MISS ME OR HATE ME BOTH R IN MY FAvor IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART......... ...Read SMS |
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Flirt: I''d climd the highest mountain.I''d swim the ocean blue I''d do anything at all my dear- Just to ge...Read SMS |
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Flirt: Some call me funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me ...Read SMS |
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