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| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She''ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u''ll hv a child on children`s day. Don''t try this on everybody. U''ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) |
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Naughty: Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multip...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roa...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but fal...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters int...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will b...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Which Part... of a man''s body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsibl...Read SMS |
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Naughty: He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen sa...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not h...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why shoul...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Press down.
down more
deeper
more YES
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Naughty: Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She''ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u''ll hv a chil...Read SMS |
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Naughty: A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run ...Read SMS |
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Naughty: It...Read SMS |
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Naughty: Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) ...Read SMS |
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